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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

AI risks 'broken' career ladder for college graduates, some experts say - ABC News

No way

Minds and Behinds

No go.

What questions would you ask to an AI?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

NBA Finals Game 7 traffic: No one allowed to drive into Bricktown after game, says PD - News 9

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Microbiome: First bacteria we meet can keep us out of hospital - BBC

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Microsoft Confirms Windows 11 Automatic Deletions: Take Action Now To Protect Yourself - Forbes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

What are the reasons for your political affiliation with the Democratic party? What are some aspects of the party that you support and some that you do not?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Quia perspiciatis sed qui quidem voluptas excepturi possimus.

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hayley Williams Reacts Angrily to Michael Tait Christian Music Scandal - Variety