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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:24

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
AI risks 'broken' career ladder for college graduates, some experts say - ABC News
No way
Minds and Behinds
No go.
What questions would you ask to an AI?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
NBA Finals Game 7 traffic: No one allowed to drive into Bricktown after game, says PD - News 9
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Microbiome: First bacteria we meet can keep us out of hospital - BBC
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Microsoft Confirms Windows 11 Automatic Deletions: Take Action Now To Protect Yourself - Forbes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Quia perspiciatis sed qui quidem voluptas excepturi possimus.
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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